Author name: samandriel
Author email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Sub Category: slash
Keywords: draco/harry, harry/draco, humor
Rating: PG-13 (for language) (for now, later may be more)
Spoilers: SS, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP, HBP
Summary: Just an odd little thing—if you want it longer (and more interesting) you’ll have to read and review.
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author’s Notes: Just an odd thing—the shirt idea was that EVERYONE would have a tshirt, there would be some sort of charm on it, etc, etc, etc. Of course, Draco isn’t affected. I dunno—do you like it??
Draco Malfoy, Seventh Year Hogwarts Slytherin, woke slowly, just as he always did. Although the sun never reached the depths of the dungeons, he always awoke precisely 12 minutes after dawn. Sitting up in his large, luxurious forest green bed, he noticed several odd things. The first was that both Crabbe and Goyle were not in bed. The other odd thing was that the Slytherin dorm was oddly quiet. Now, Slytherins are known for being rowdy, loud and crass, even at 12 minutes after dawn. So Draco was on the alert as he crept out of bed.
Standing before his armoire, he calmly selected a black robe, black pants, green silk boxers, and a tie. As he opened the drawer that contained his shirts and vests, he heard a loud shriek. Pansy. Stupid cow. Why can’t she keep it down? He thought to himself. After removing his vest and shirt, Draco noticed something very odd: there was a white shirt in with his other shirts. Now, you may not know this, but Draco Malfoy NEVER wears white. Ever. It simply makes him look too pale. He will wear grey, black, or green, but NEVER white. So a white shirt in with his shirts struck him as the third odd thing to happen since he woke. And he had only been awake for 10 minutes!
Draco carefully removed the white shirt from the drawer. He walked over to his bed and spread it out. On it, he read:
My Boyfriend Went to Hogwarts, and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt!
Draco was in the closet, but this was going a little far! Draco promptly decided to burn the thing. So, he took it into his bathroom, placed it the tub, pointed his wand at it, and pronounced (quite clearly) “INCENDIO!” However, all the shirt did was smoke a little. Draco needed a shower, so he wasn’t about to mess with the thing. So, he pulled it out of the bathtub, he climbed in, and proceeded with his shower.
15 minutes later, he was done. Now, you may be wondering why Mr Malfoy got up so early in the morning if he could take a shower in 15 minutes. Part of the reason was habit. The other reason? Draco needed about an hour and a half to do his hair.